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Pile of Shame Calculator

Every hobbyist owns more miniatures than they will ever paint. Find out exactly how much more — then share the damage.

Sprue Hoarder

AUGUST2031

is when you finish — 5.0 years from now

The plastic is winning. It has been winning for some time.

60Unpainted models

+1Net models / month

Your situation

Unpainted boxes you own 12

Average miniatures per box 5

Miniatures you finish per month 6

New boxes you buy per month 1

Be honest. Nobody is watching.

Your pile is worse than 61% of painters

Estimate, not measured data — a curve fitted to typical hobby pace, not a survey.

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Coloured models are what you clear in the next year.

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